I did start the day in the usual way; coffee the funnies and off to work. About 10:30 I get a call from the Countess asking when I was to be home. She was under the impression that I was going to go with her and the boys for a little outing to Magic Mountain. When we had last discussed this, I was left with the impression that no one was sure what we were doing so I was still at work. So I told the boss that I had to go do some family thing and would be taking the rest of the day off. As far as I know it was OK and I still have a job
Well, it was decided that we will go have a whole bunch of fun at Magic Mountain. The Countess prints out the tickets on line. The first indication that things are not going to go well is that MM charges you a $3.00 fee to use your printer to print out the tickets. This is in place of standing in line and having one of their employees print out a ticket at the booth. Oh well, we'll still save time and hassle at the entrance. When we arrive they are charging $15.00 to park the car in their lot. The second indication that things are not going to be all that fun. The mouse in Anaheim only charges $11.00 to park and they have a lot more to offer in the way of an entertainment value. So we park the car feeling ripped off and we are not even inside yet. Once we get in we start to walk around to the favorite coaster rides and one after the other is closed. Now I am really pissed. $150 for tickets, drive 45 miles, $15 to park and 4 of the best rides that everyone comes to ride are closed. So now the entire park is in line for the remaining few rides so the lines are 1 to 1 1/2 hour waits. This is totally a rip off from the word go. No warning as to which rides were shut down for maintenance, exorbitant parking fees and charges to do nothing. All we wanted to do was get out of there and never go back, and try to let everyone we know not to go there - ever. What a rip off. Magic Mountain will never see another cent from the Count or his family, or friends if we have anything to do with it. Another thing I found interesting was the signs at the rides threatened park expulsion for leaving your place in line and returning to get back in. Cutting back in line was grounds for getting kicked out. But you can pay the park $20 bucks and get 4 passed to the front of the line. You can't go to the bathroom and return to your place during the hour and a half wait without fear of getting removed from the park, but you can pay to get cuts, for $5. So everyone who can't pay or feels that it is a rip off will have to wait that much longer as the "fast track" customers get to go to the front. Just pure greed from the park, first they create the long lines by using poorly trained staff and limiting the cars used and then they profit from them again by selling cuts in line. I guess it's OK since most of the people at the park did not speak English and were one time visitors (tourists) anyway.
We did get home, enjoyed some dinner and didn't mention Magic Mountain at all during conversation. Seems everyone was left with the same bad impression of the park. Hope they enjoy our couple of bucks, it will be the last they ever see from us.